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Semi Hauling Sex Toys And Lubricants Spills It’s Load All Over I-40
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Semi Hauling Sex Toys And Lubricants Spills It’s Load All Over I-40

A semitrailer hauling sex toys and personal lubricants overturned on I-40, spilling its load all over the highway … giving reporters, news anchors, and the public something really interesting to talk about.

The crash involving another truck unfolded on the outskirts of Oklahoma City, where the 18-wheeler spilled its load of assorted pleasure enhancement devices and lubricants all over the highway.

The phallic merchandise left quite a mess and traffic was blocked for hours.

The semi is in pretty bad shape but there were no injuries.

Patricia’s sex shop is near the crash site. A shop representative said they have plenty of “personal lubricants and sex toys” to go around.

Patricia’s added that ‘sales are buzzing.’

Written by Larry Mulch - September 16, 2022
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